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Postby Zepheros » Fri May 30, 2008 9:05 am

Hello all,

I sent Earthwulf a message over on the Age of Conan forums LAST WEEK but SOMEBODY hasn't even read it yet...
::insert much heckling, jeers, bottle throwing etc::

But anyway. To make a long story short, I'm looking for an Age of Conan guild. I want people who know what they're doing, who have concrete in-game goals and can actually make them happen, and have a great time with good friends (and more or less remain in character) while doing so. Unless my information is sorely lacking is sounds like I just described your motley crew.

Or I could be wrong. But I like to believe I'm right.

So please send me a PM on these forums or the AoC forums, or send Zepheros a tell in game, so we can discuss what sort of terrible things I have to do to win your favor and a spot in your home and hearts forever.

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Postby earthwulf » Fri May 30, 2008 9:48 am

*whistles innocently*

I'll e n it, or get one of the other leaders on it... I haven't been checkin' th' AoC boards, been busy pikein' folks in game! We'll let Lex handle your initiaion...
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Postby Mildred » Fri May 30, 2008 9:51 am

Well on you, and welcome to Glastonia. I've been eyeing your silent presence here for a few days, wondering when you might like to speak up. That Earthwulf is a drunken sot and if he hasn't been awake for any appreciable amount of time in the past week well...I can't say I'm surprised.

Being accepted into our company is a relatively simple matter, as we're on a mad dash to restore our numbers in preperation for the rebuilding of our fair city. We do seem a fairly competent lot (despite the ale), but I must warn you- if you're looking for high organization, you will not find it here. We're a rough militia, not a finely oiled military unit.

In any case, I'll keep an eye out for you, and encourage the others to do the same.
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Postby Mildred » Fri May 30, 2008 9:53 am

Or Lex can do it. Just watch the vipers.
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Re: Greetings!

Postby Stash » Fri May 30, 2008 10:00 am

Zepheros wrote:Hello all,

I sent Earthwulf a message over on the Age of Conan forums LAST WEEK but SOMEBODY hasn't even read it yet...
::insert much heckling, jeers, bottle throwing etc::

But anyway. To make a long story short, I'm looking for an Age of Conan guild. I want people who know what they're doing, who have concrete in-game goals and can actually make them happen, and have a great time with good friends (and more or less remain in character) while doing so. Unless my information is sorely lacking is sounds like I just described your motley crew.

Or I could be wrong. But I like to believe I'm right.

So please send me a PM on these forums or the AoC forums, or send Zepheros a tell in game, so we can discuss what sort of terrible things I have to do to win your favor and a spot in your home and hearts forever.

Zeph


First off those better well be bloody empty bottles, or we gonna have words mate......


Other than that, well....um....

Most of tha time, we really have no clue what we're doing, but are fairly good at faking it, and generaly haveing a good time messing the whole bloody affair up ta no ends. Quite frankly I be often amazed at tha fact tha we lived threw what ever misadventure I had ....Ahem, WE, aye we...Had gotten ourselves inta.

Now as fer tha concrete goals, That we do have, well, wet concrete, really realy wet concrete, oh bloody hell lets jus call it mud cause that be what it bloody well is anyhow. Aye we gots goals, and fer tha most part we get thare, and generaly have fun gettn thare. It might take us a time or three, we might get sidetracked.....well till Milly thumps yas, then ya dive right back ta work iffn ya knows what be good fer ya. Ahem, what were I sayn? Oh aye! Goals! Now we do have goals as a guild, but unlike these other gits tha be running all over tryn ta prove how wonderful dey be, which dey aint I cin tell ye. Or goals usaly involve things like, drinkin Earthwulf under tha table, seen how many smart alley comments yas cin make at Milly afore she knocks yas over tha head wit her stick, yas know fun goals. We fer tha most part encourage folk ta be, well folk. We don't push yas in any direction, ya want ta be a weaponsmith? Be a weaponsmith! Ya want ta mix potions? Well be a.....guy tha mixxes potions! Ya want ta tease Milly? Put on yas best steel hat an go right ahead! We all will be right ahind yas, specally on tha last one....way ahind yas, gettn a head start fer tha runnin part. But most o all mate, be yas self! Which now tha I think o it, be prolly a good idea no matter what, tha last time I tried ta be someone else......oh sorry, um, goals, aye. That be pretty much us an goals.

Now on ta tha good time. I cin honestly tell yas, that we are very again having a good time. I mean, thare be no fun ta be had here, Lex always yelln at yas cause ya touched tha magic rock an almost got tha both o yas kilt, always tryn ta duck Milly cause she wants ta use yas as a practics post, an I could go on. I tell yas mate, this aint tha group yas want if yas lookn fer fun, they never let me have any o it, an I been runnin wit em fer years!

But then, if yas still think yas want ta be a Glaston, an I ave no idea why anyone would, ye cin always give me(Sieben),Lex or Milly a holler. We'll set yas up.

Welp I gotta go... I think I hear Milly commin. Oh, an if she asks, it were Wulf that did it, not me.


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Postby Mildred » Fri May 30, 2008 10:23 am

*mutters*

ONE of these days I'll get one that hasn't been warned in advance.
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Postby XLCS » Fri May 30, 2008 10:59 am

Indeed.

*Lexobek crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow*

Even though Mouse knows death is likely, it will curiously sniff the nose of Viper. It is one of Set's mysteries that Sieben is more than happy to demonstrate.

*Lexobek's grim countenance changes to a weird look of glee as he seems barely able to contain himself*

But I have been thinking... there is a test that we can ask of recruits and those who seek higher rank. In the fair hills of Poitain there are little pink piggies...

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Postby Kargarok » Fri May 30, 2008 11:37 am

No Lex. Just no. No more Pig experiments, please. That last ones where so hard to clean.
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Postby XLCS » Fri May 30, 2008 11:43 am

Pink piggies to chase and catch! They are happy and squirmy and fast!

You dishonor me, I would not harm the pink piggies.

*Lexobek resumes his grim countenance*

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Postby Kargarok » Fri May 30, 2008 11:52 am

I dishonor you!? Just what are you going to do with happy, squirmy pink piggies when you catch them? :shock:

No wait! Don't answer that, I've decided I don't want to know.
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Postby Zepheros » Fri May 30, 2008 4:12 pm

Got my invite this afternoon. Thanks to Mildred! Had a little crash and didn't get to say a proper goodbye but looking forward to next time. *wave*
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Postby Stash » Fri May 30, 2008 5:52 pm

Oy now yas did it. Don say I didn warn yas proper like.


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Postby earthwulf » Fri May 30, 2008 10:04 pm

...what the hell... someone is throwing farkin full bottles? I need to bust some chops.
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Postby Rhen » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:17 am

not to worry, I have been catching the full ones*hiccups loudly*
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