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Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:57 am

So my old mate Ein says he's found a new group'a fellas (and ladies, one would expect) what's ready and willing to do a bit of orc-burning and mayhem-causing in the name of good 'an all. He asks me what I might think'a somethin' like that-well I tell ya, I was right on board from the beginning! S'pecially after I heard there was drinkin' and pie.

Name's Aeralitha. You can call me Litha, Aera, "hey you with your robes on fire". I'll answer to near anything really. Academy-trained, though don't hold me to it, and more'n willing to go along with near anything, long as Ein isn't giving me his "now Aeralitha, please be a lady" look. He doesn't mean it most times, I think. Least that's what I've convinced myself.

Can't wait to meetcha all, share an ale or two--don't mind the scorch marks, they know me here, used to it and all. Get me soused enough and I might tell ya some'a my stories from the Academy...Ein says he saw all manner of tragedies and mishaps in the war--I believe 'em but you ain't seen nothin' 'til you've seen a corsair'a brightlings all scared outta their wits and fighting orcs 'fore they even know how to hold their Red Wind.

Anyhow, if you'll have us, and by us I mean Ein, Rewthorn 'an myself (don't be judgin' the other two by me, they're a good sort) then I'd be more'n happy to share the burden of killing as many Chaos-bringers as possible with you.

(( heya--late 20's Part time student from Dallas--past life's pretty much similar to Einblick's player (though I had more time since I'm older mwahah) started out on the Atari and NES and haven't stopped since. My Geek Creds include betaing several MMOs, beating an EQ addiction, DnD, LARP, forum-based RP, being married to a computer scientist, comics, fanart and a slew of other Geek Girl Things. Can't wait to meetcha all! ))
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Stash » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:16 am

Pie?! We gots Pie!?

Yas been Bloody well holdn out on me!?! Yas Bloody Cap'n, an yas bloddy well don bloody tell me we gots bloody PIE!?


Right That's it! Yas all on KP!!!


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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Mildred » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:29 am

Oooop! I think Kae left a bit of the last batch floatin' around, I'll just take that...pie...hmm.
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:47 am

Hah! s'right, y'gotta share th' pie, we're all in this together, eh?! Jus' got here 'an I'm causin' trouble already. Brilliant!
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Kargarok » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:56 am

KP Perfect! Now we can get all the pie we want! Wait... you're not my captain this time around, I'm going to my own kitchen to make my own damn pie. 8)

Welcome you two, I'm not 'officially' a Glaston this go but you've found a great croud. ;)
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Daylan » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:47 pm

Aye, we got drinkin' and pie. In fact, I been workin' back in the kitchen to create a masterpiece - the Beer Pie!
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Stash » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:49 pm

:shock:


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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Charlie » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:13 pm

Stash wrote::shock:

:shock: I second that
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:16 pm

I.....I think you 'an I shall get along jus' fine, Daylan. Jus' fine indeed. I discovered in m'misspent youth that if ya apply juuuust th' right amount'a heat to a pint, it'll solidify. Mayhaps we oughta put our heads t'gether!
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Stash » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:28 pm

Ok, you are going to make me do something I was desperately tryn ta avoid doin.



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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:58 pm

Did...did I make 'em do tha'?

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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Daylan » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:49 pm

Congratulations, yer a winner!

Free drinks all 'round - she got Stash t' facepalm!

<begins devising a plan to put glue on Stash's hand before he talks to Aeralitha again>
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Mildred » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:10 am

<Sneaks into the throng headed for free ale>

Granted, getting Stash to facepalm isn't all THAT tough. S'pecially with the lot he's got at 'is heels, hah.

Me, I'm akin to Kaelyani, but if you're throwing your lot in with the Glastons, I'm sure we'll be meeting by and by. ;)
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Einblick » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:29 am

Aeralitha, I wander outside to load my pipe and this is what I come back to? This is why they won't let us back into the Screaming Cat. Or the Mastiff's End, for that matter. I say, at this rate there won't be a tavern in all of the Empire that I won't be thrown out of on sight.
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Stash » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:28 am

Mate, I would worry. Afore it were called tha Laughin Lion, tha place were called tha Ol' Dun Cow.

So evn if yas were ta burn it down, I doubt it would faze this bunch.


(Point to the first that can tell me the secret referance there.)


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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:20 pm

Ein, seriously. The Mastiff's end? That bloke deserved everythin' he got, and you know it. I thought we decided you weren't gonna mention that anymore! 'An while we're on the subject, I don't care what the tankardmistress said, that burned-in handprint in the ladies' was no fault'a my own. I'm not the only Brightwizard in Altdorf. Just....possibly the most volatile one. You know I make your evenin' interesting!

<shimmies up to Daylan> <whispers> "If I can get 'em to do it again, you be quick with the sticky stuff, y'hear?"
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Daylan » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 pm

<whispers out of the side of his mouth>

I'm all set - just seein' you is makin' his hand twitch and his forehead look nervous!
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Daylan » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:12 pm

((Just for Stash:))

The Old Dun Cow

Some friends and I in a public house
Was playing a game of chance one night
When into the pub a fireman ran
His face all a chalky white.
"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost,
Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered!", says he,
"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"

And there was Brown upside down
Lappin'' up the whiskey on the floor.
"Booze, booze!" The firemen cried
As they came knockin' on the door (clap clap)
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up
And somebody shouted MacIntyre! MACINTYRE!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck.
Everybody follow me.
And it's down to the cellar
If the fire's not there
Then we'll have a grand old spree."
So we went on down after good old Brown
The booze we could not miss
And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more
Till we were quite pissed.

Then, Smith walked over to the port wine tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks (clap clap)
Started takin' off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks.
"Hold on, " says Brown, "that ain't allowed
Ya cannot do that thing here.
Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub
When we got Guinness beer."

Then there came from the old back door
The Vicar of the local church.
And when he saw our drunken ways,
He began to scream and curse.
"Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods!
You've taken to a drunken spree!
You drank up all the Benedictine wine
And you didn't save a drop for me!"

And then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody roof caved in.
We were almost drowned in the firemen's hose
But still we were gonna stay.
So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks
And we nailed ourselves inside
And we sat drinking the finest Rum
Till we were bleary-eyed.

Later that night, when the fire was out
We came up from the cellar below.
Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk.
Our heads was hanging low.
"Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer.
Seems something raised his ire.
"Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub,
It closes on the hour!"

((You can hear a stream of the song performed live at this link.))
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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Stash » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:05 am

:D (point to Daylan)


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Re: Hallo you lot!

Postby Aeralitha » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:19 am

(( awww is that what we were talkin' bout? I figured it was some kind of Glastonbury inside joke :D ))

<shifts a step closer to Daylan and ignites a flame over her index finger>

"'e's gettin' one'a them pulsin' veins at 'is temple...I take it that's'a good sign?"
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